MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
what that’s just a normal liz- WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
AKA DON’T GO TO AUSTRALIA THEIR ANIMALS ARE SCARY AS FUCK.
BUT IN NEW ZEALAND, SHIT BRO, WE HAVE THE PUSSIEST MOTHERFUCKERS AROUND.
TRY BIRDS THAT CAN’T EVEN FUCKING FLY
MORE BIRDS THAT CAN’T FLY
OBESE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT SHOULDN’T FLY
THIS PUSSY IS CALLED A MOREPORK. THAT’S RIGHT, IT ASKS FOR MORE PORK. PUSSY.
LEGS TO PUT A MODEL TO SHAME
A BIRD SO TINY OLD MEN CAN’T EVEN HEAR IT SCREAM
FANCY MOTHERFUCKERS
MORE BIRDS
TRY-HARD DINOSAURS
WEIRD-ASS INSECTS THAT’D RATHER EAT CARROTS THAN YOU
BORING SHIT
AND MORE BIRDS
AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT FLIGHTLESS PARROT WILL FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT?
BECAUSE IT WILL. WATCH OUT FOR THAT FUCKER.
