New Zealand Consulate posters: Season 2
>See this as I’m walking home
Well that’s pretty neat, I’m sure they did that last night when they were partying :P
Only in Hamilton.
Reblogging myself because I just discovered this is my brother’s neighbour’s house.
Out of the entire country.
My brother’s neighbour’s.
>See this as I’m walking home
Well that’s pretty neat, I’m sure they did that last night when they were partying :P
Only in Hamilton.
I decided to type in “Why are Australians so” and this is what came up;
- So rude
- So fat
- So hot
- So good-looking.
Then I typed “Why are Americans so” and came up with this;
- So stupid
- So fat
- So religious
- So ignorant.
Wow. I got upset with the Australian one, but I think I’m a lot happier now. 0.0
LOL I just tried the same thing with “Why Are New Zealanders so”
And this is the only thing it came up with;
- So good at rugby
ACCUURAAATE
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
what that’s just a normal liz- WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
AKA DON’T GO TO AUSTRALIA THEIR ANIMALS ARE SCARY AS FUCK.
BUT IN NEW ZEALAND, SHIT BRO, WE HAVE THE PUSSIEST MOTHERFUCKERS AROUND.
TRY BIRDS THAT CAN’T EVEN FUCKING FLY
MORE BIRDS THAT CAN’T FLY
OBESE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT SHOULDN’T FLY
THIS PUSSY IS CALLED A MOREPORK. THAT’S RIGHT, IT ASKS FOR MORE PORK. PUSSY.
LEGS TO PUT A MODEL TO SHAME
A BIRD SO TINY OLD MEN CAN’T EVEN HEAR IT SCREAM
FANCY MOTHERFUCKERS
MORE BIRDS
TRY-HARD DINOSAURS
WEIRD-ASS INSECTS THAT’D RATHER EAT CARROTS THAN YOU
BORING SHIT
AND MORE BIRDS
AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT FLIGHTLESS PARROT WILL FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT?
BECAUSE IT WILL. WATCH OUT FOR THAT FUCKER.
Home. Take me there now please.
yeah someone tell me why i moved back again??? my dads still here!
Mount, I want to walk you right now.
Guy from Masterton, New Zealand showing us his eels in the creek from the Weather Bomb!
“This C*nt looks like he’s F*cked, still alive or what cuz? Go! Swim away. That’s the way. Go down that way where all your other home boys are”
On a quest to find more New Zealanders on tumblr!
I BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW I WAS A NEW ZEALANDER
WHAT IS NEW ZEALAND.
From the above contributors to this post, I would guess FAGGOTLAND.
New Zealand (and Australia) appear in the Hetalia Halloween event! Oh my national pride! From what I can understand of their dialogue, New Zealand and Australia are having a competition of who has the best sheep costume out of them, and they are going to have some kind of bloody battle, and they want England to decide the winner? XD If that is what is going on, then it is VERY true to real life. There is nothing quite like the rivalry between New Zealand and Australia!
From what I understand of their dialogue, NZ and Australia are coming out as furries and are competing for who will shag the sheep and who will take it in the wool-hole. They are together requesting that England join them in this yiff-fest, while he attempts to contain his pent-up furry-feelings.
