Okay, so, first and foremost! This guide is not at all about encouraging people to smoking marijuana. This guide is not a pusher. I, random girl on the internet, have absolutely no place in your decisions about what drugs you put in your body, because nobody has any place in those decisions except you. Those calls are your calls! Anybody who says otherwise is wrong, the end. Also, I am entirely not qualified to say things like “marijuana is good for you,” or “marijuana is bad for you,” or “marijuana should be legalized,” or “marijuana should stay illegal”—I have my own informed opinions on those things, but they were informed by already extant, qualified sources that can be easily found via Google. Those calls are also your calls! I am not here to make aaaaany choices for you, and as such, this is neutral territory.
However! Regardless of my feelings, your feelings, or anyone’s feelings—whether positive or negative—about marijuana, people are definitely smoking it. And what I find harder to locate than opinions about marijuana, or sources of those opinions of marijuana, or, in fact, actual marijuana, is honest information about how getting and being high works or can work, explained from a place of experience. And that? Is dangerous as hell, because it is dangerous as hell to put drugs in your body without being informed about how they work and can work! And that is also something I am, uh, definitely qualified to do, isn’t it funny how life works out.
Therefore: hello, and welcome to my blog! Today we’re gonna talk about weed.
No one wants you here
You are a terrible person
You will only regret this
Now leave before this gets awkward
Here have a sappy comic. In my headcanon for the movieverse, Clint was in the circus and wore his traditional/AEMH costume WHY YOU ASK BECAUSE I WANT IT I SAY
I also wrote a fanfic in ENGLISH but I’m too afraid to post it wehh…
COME TO LATVERIA AND TREMBLE IN ECSTASY BEFORE DOOM.
CAN LOKI DO SCIENCE? NO, ONLY MAGIC.
DOOM CAN DO SCIENCE AND MAGIC.
DOES LOKI HAVE AN ARMY OF DOOMBOTS? DOES LOKI HAVE HIS OWN COUNTRY?
DOOM THINKS NOT.
DOOM IS GOD TIER VILLAIN. LOKI IS JUST SOME ASSHOLE WITH STUPID FUCKING HORNS THAT LOOK STUPID.
CONTAIN YOUR ORGASMS.
i pledge allegiance
to the butts
of jeremy renner
and chris evans